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No Deal
(No Ratings Yet)I sold my car. It wasn’t as though I had much choice. It sat cold and alone in the underground parking garage while its utility continued to depreciate in value. I came to terms recently that my Prelude was deeply marred by a dissociative personality disorder. Its primary function as a chick-magnet was greatly overshadowed by its alter-ego as an airport shuttle for my friends.
I drove it slow, I turned the bass up, I blasted out the baby-making music, but rather than entertain a flock of mini-skirt wearing hussies or even rejected extras from the set of Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift, I managed to only slightly annoy the airport authorities. How could I attract the hussies if the two 10″ sub woofers were constantly being interrupted by the occasional rattling of luggage tags? Read the rest of this entry »
