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Darknesses!
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)Axe released a new scent called “Dark Temptation”. Yes, I was a bit surprised too. Somehow, they managed to capture the scent of Denzel Washington into a spray can. I suppose there is nothing more masculine than smelling like darkness.
My only gripe is that they did not even consider me; certainly not for lack of musk, but more because they couldn’t use an appropriate name that was marketable. How could “Jaundice Flava” ever compete with “Dark Temptation”? And they must have already discounted “Yellow Fever” or “Banana Boy” for the running.
I sometimes wonder what my scent might actually be compared to. Does it truly harbour that lingering smell of a bustling fish market as many have already kindly pointed out?
Ironically, with the amount of butter chicken I eat, I would undoubtedly smell a lot more like curry. Or at least, bay leaves.
